No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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