I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
they're like a gay fantastic four
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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