He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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