fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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