So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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