New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Send help, water and tortillas.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
