I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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