he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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