Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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