I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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