sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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