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(310): View more from California

my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.

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(513): View more from Ohio

woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her

(513): View more from Ohio

me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex

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(613): View more from Ontario

Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...

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(469): View more from Texas

I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.

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(480): View more from Arizona

I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.

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