i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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