I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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