Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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