walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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