Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
she peed on how many people?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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