Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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