Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
The maid of honor just puked.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
The adults are the big ones right?
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