shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
And then he peed in my hair
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