Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
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