didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
well most of my day revolves around power hour
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
You were trust falling into bushes
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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