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Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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