marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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