How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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