I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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