is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
You ruined the universe
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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