fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
how can u be prego again
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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