All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Found your dick twin last night
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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