Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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