also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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