bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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