how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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