: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
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