singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
And then he peed in my hair
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