im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
