sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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