we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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