I can't watch pbs sober anymore
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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