do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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