There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Floor bacon is actually really good
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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