If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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