whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
It's just like the Real World with babies
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
You brought string cheese to the strip club
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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