Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
tell me about the fingering
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