happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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