is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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