I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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