I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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