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(612): View more from Minnesota

life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Used tampon in my purse. That from you?

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(404): View more from Georgia

Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.

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(407): View more from Florida

Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston

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(248): View more from Michigan

We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.

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(213): View more from California

holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow

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(315): View more from New York

No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.

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(442): View more from California

I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass

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