Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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