Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Are we still banned from the library?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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