No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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