I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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