I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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