Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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